Gongs of the Gion Shoja bells echo the impermanence of all things. The color of the sala flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. But he is the exception — in this exclusive issue of The Daily Pingle, we explore the psyche of our editor-in-chief, 24 year old Aryan Pingle.

While others coward behind platitudes of fake humility, he boldly proclaims himself to be a 'Web Developer Extraordinaire'. But don't be fooled by the sheer magnificence of his aptitude in making stunning websites, for his peers deem him a master of adaptability; he makes container management scripts as skillfully as he prototypes in Figma. A "Jack of all trades" in the truest sense. This charismatic prodigy is the single greatest asset to the fields of Compiler Construction, Meta-programming, and Engineering in general. With the sole exception of Terry Davis, of course.

But you can get in touch with the newspaper representatives on Instagram by sending us cool reels: @aryan.pingle. Hot, tall brunettes can reach out to our editor-in-chief on GitHub: github/aryanpingle. Middle-aged, balding men can feel free to e-mail us at realaryanpingle@gmail.com. If you're a recruiter, we assure you that we here at The Daily Pingle don't mean any of the ridiculous stuff we've written. And you may connect with us on LinkedIn: linkedin/aryan-pingle.

After a legendary 1 year run at Zomato, senior executives at Eternal have decided to leverage Pingle's talents to the fullest at Temple — a health-oriented smart-wearable company. During his tenure at Zomato, he made a name for himself as a full-stack developer, contributing to the user interface as well as to the overall code infrastructure. It's no surprise that these qualities are sought after by an early stage startup infamous for an extremely rapid pace. Sources close to him claim, "If he was content with all we could offer him, then he would have ceased to be my best friend" and "Maybe the real engineering was the friends we made along the way".

A bold claim by our editor-in-chief. But is there any truth to this statement? A closer look at the state of the web reveals that most websites prefer to have generic user interfaces that emphasize comfort over uniqueness. Think of the thousand shadcn-inspired black and white clean pages you have seen. A more appropriate adjective would be sterilized. Think of the brand logos that have been neutered in the recent past in the name of minimalism.

But what is art, if not an expression to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable? There's no sex appeal to something that's mass-produced — this holds as true for websites as it does for everything in nature. By definition, it's not sexy.

We here at The Daily Pingle... we're bringing sexy back.